Addison. Not Adaline. Addison.
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Wait what? I own this. Am I not poor anymore?
I feel like Nick could and should sue, right? It seems so unethical to have aired that.
I've always wondered why there's no breast milk cheese.
Wow. Now that's how to do it.
This was literally the first story in my facebook news feed this morning.
How many patriots would a pantsuit crush if a pantsuit could crush patriots?
Russel Brand is so skeevy, yet so brilliant. I feel like he should have a late night show or something.
Probably somebody already mentioned this, but The Secretary soundtrack is the feces.
I don't know from Grindr of which you speak so I have no idea.
That Manbook douche from last week has a new site called Secret Mens Business.
Oh wow.
I'm always amazed by her immaturity. It's such that I imagine her telling foreign leaders they're just "jelly", or something.
I think I know that dude from this other website. I'll have to confirm with a friend, but if that's who I believe it is, he is crazy as fuck.
First victim.
Oh wow.
How did she fail to see that his aching rigidity was coated in such copious amounts of menstrual material?
I have a family of five black cats: There's Jasper and Jezebel, the parents, and their offspring, Lila, Gizmo, and Bill. I know I'm missing some sort of opportunity here...
Bless his heart.
Nu uh. That cat LOVES that piece of paper. He owns that piece of paper. He was just, like, flicking his paper, playing with it, before curling up on it. Like a Boss.