A “Mr. V-S” leaked to MLB that Puig is in a domestic partnership with a Miami bouncer.

I thought Bart Starr yelled that out when he learned Cherry wasn’t really taking him to play with puppies.

The Kid would have followed him up the stairs with foul intent if only Whiteside had kept running. Now THAT would have been funny.

Blue and Yellow Tie guys love to stick it to Dean Wormer re how they go through life.

If only there was an NFL team in Omaha.

Someone par excellence picks subject pics.

If only One Direction hadn't confided in Andy Van Slyke that they were thinking of breaking up.

Krustynips Polelingus.

Leave it to the Bears to squander one of the world’s scarcest commodities - a black guy not fake-named ‘Jay’.

Looks like 64 is fluffing his nipples. Is that the universal sign for “Tackle is Eligible”? I’ve been watching porn all wrong.

You do NOT want to shave all those tunnel hairs. They are there for a reason. An otherwise silent emission becomes a Three Stooges cacophony.

There are goyim husbands all across our land who can’t enjoy a number 33, extra slaw, at their estranged in-laws’ Pickle Barrel.

Watching Game at Home: 70” screen, gorgeous wife serving multiple needs.

A vigorously-oppressed minority hating on an equally oppressed minority is deliciously stupid.

I wanted to watch your Detroit People Mover video, but all I can see is that long clip from ‘Last Man on Earth’.

Buddy’s Pizza. You could build a glorious religion around it.

Show her. If she is cute enough, I might buy her a new kayak.

Talent. Size. Iron constitution. But Without the 4th Pillar of Legendary Greatness, whatever that is, he chases fire trucks and needle tracks.

1(per inch) > 1(encounters) = enhancement dosage