Illegal slide. He never touched the bag. Yet chase Utley gets 2nd base anyway, and he scores the go-ahead run. Mets Baseball.

Fire Millen.

Kudos for the mitigating use of a Trojan.

Mark Davis is not a chip off the old block.

The Eagles faced Johnny Manziel yesterday?

Daniel Snyder just declared Chip Franklin’s player personnel views make him “uniquely qualified” to become Washington’s next GM.

One Direction did what?

Arthur Blanks does the best Pouty Lip, maybe ever.

Josh Donaldson is Billy Beane’s Darko.

Was she complaining about it, or giving advice?

Ate him up.

Will it ever be enough lives for A-Rod?

I wanted to see Bonds with the Cubs, and hit homers that the home fans threw back.

A man this wrongheaded, so permanently broken by his mommy or daddy, with failed brain-function...meet the next Head Coach of your Detroit Lions.

Chuck Hughes.

Matt Moore comes to mind, but so does that time I saw Charlie Whitehurst squiring two of Earth’s most stunning women. They could have been his sisters, but I nominate him in case not.

This severely compromises Braille, safecracking, and his ability to pick a winner.

Shelden Williams has a dog?

Look, there’s a ghost in the front window.

CB: I wish I was in your pants.