Yet more proof that most baseball players, even those in college, are dead-stupid.

A little pine tar, a little blow.

Matches Ken Whisenhunt’s nose.

There was a time this article spoke to me.

Next, why not review a liver transplant surgery while not knowing how to Band-Aid a boo-boo. Can’t wait to absorb your haughty prose on state-sanctioned murderous savagery.

Leave be Doc Rivers.

Creeper

His moobs aren’t that bad. I expected worse.

There are far more calories in shit than one would imagine.

Simmons knew his appearing on the Dan Patrick show was straight up poking the bear. So why isn’t he enjoying what he stirred up?

Tall, thin, pretty Floridian who likes to party and can take both a powerful punch and kick.

Some of histories greatest sports scribes and talkers were unappealing as people. Howard Cosell and then go on from there.

No self-loathing in Timofey. He should woo Tinafey.

Red Wing fans disrespectfully disagree with your article’s title.

Tis human nature to wax poetic with Delmon Young at the bat.

Just show Mrs. Curry and don't waste my time.

Next.

I know a celiac who always has a bloody reaction (the American kind, not British) to ingested gluten. Lots of ER visits. Since “gluten” must be Latin for “the glue holding all foods together” any available menu anywhere is close to the celiac by close to 100%. But a person has to eat. The celiac thus is dependent upon…

If the Yankees had the right to withhold performance on any part of the contract, those same grounds would allow the team to renounce all of it. Which they didn’t do.

I know why he hangs with horses.