That is a spicy take!
“I breathed her company for 24/7 for four years. It’s like when does this end?”
Reasons I won't be voting for any fucking men. They can't be trusted.
Well, but there is a reason to think there would be now—you are still alive, and bodies change over time. The human body is like the stock market—past performance is not guarantee of future performance.
You are supposed to get blood work yearly. That might be overkill for some people since a lot that stuff changes slowly when you are younger, but she wasn’t being unreasonable.
Last week, we had a visit from Olive’s uncle, Baxter the puggle.
Yeeeesh! I guess at least it's pretty?
I think the PJ pants will come back as soon as the pest guy finishes what he is doing. I just checked the calendar and I have nowhere to be until Wednesday. Waistbands are for chumps.
You must be somebody I have had sex with, because that sentence certainly describes a lot of them
You’re a Melissa Etheridge song :D
Don’t take the party awaaaaaay! ;)
I am the only one first best most official
LIME GREEN SKITTLES WERE THE BEST FLAVOR. FIGHT ME.
Do you also find you remember everything about people? Like their smallest preferences? In a way that people find creepy but that you find totally normal because it’s survival method cause you knew little details like that were what kept you safe?
The best advice about presenting that I ever got was from my thesis advisor who said, You are the expert on this. You’re the only person in the room who has researched this.