I’m dubious these results are rooted in science and reality.

After every “it will” in that statement a clause should be added, “which was not done many months ago because NFL HQ is a rotting cesspool of douchebags”.

Overtraining, steroids, etc.? Modern day athletes seem like those high end sports cars that operate at the peak of performance but something little can cause them to go completely haywire.

Surefire Intelligence is the worst fake website since Stephen Glass created Jukt Electronics.

I just saw this obscure musical you probably never heard of, but it has this catchy tune with the line “death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints, and it takes and it takes and it takes.”This made me think of that line.

Yeah definitely a Massachusetts thing. When I went to games in Jacksonville, Philadelphia and Oakland it was like I was at church.

Bill Walsh coached Dennis Green, who coached Brian Billick, who coached Jack Del Rio, who coached Mike Smith. 

My claim to fame is being the worst high school varsity basketball player in the nation in 1991. I argue that New Hampshire has the worst skill level for basketball in the nation. I was on the worst team in the state (2-18). I was the worst person on the team (9 points for the season). Thus using the transitive…

White collar crime is required if you want to own an NFL franchise.

This is why the Lions brought in a Belichick disciple I assume?

Am I too late to make the first Iron Curtain reference here?

Symptoms include fever, night sweats, malaise, and muscle pain,

Even Donald Trump buys sneakers....oh wait? I meant, fuck that guy.

20 million people have health insurance from the ACA and you can’t be denied insurance because of a pre-existing condition. Democrats would put judges on Supreme Court that would overturn Citizens United, protect Roe v. Wade, protect unions and voting rights. I could go on.

But I’m sorry they don’t do everything you…

I had a friend who acted out that very scene in Amsterdam’s Red Light District.

Black guys want to complain about Mickelson and the rules of golf? That’s a new one.

Can I add one more.

Pro golfers fastidious devotion to golf’s rules is inversely proportional to how much they cheat in business. That’s like a law of physics.

Maradonna reminded me of the Hell’s Angel freaking out at Altamont.

And no mention of what will be their biggest move of the summer, the signing of American Messi, Christian Pulisic. (Now holding my breath for the haters to attack in 3,2,1....)