My brother in law pulled out clippers and clipped his toenails right in my living room sitting on my couch.
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"Yuck (...) Eeeeks. But they were in love....right (cough cough)" is being an asshole. Also who cares what your father's age is. Men are also your father's gender and women and your mother's gender. Also, a 28 year old could be your brother. But I dunno. I usually don't think of my immediate family when looking for…
Replace the phrase "50 year old" with "black" or "jew" so you can see how much of an asshole you really are.
Well, good for you for explaining to the rest of us what we should and shouldn't do. Excuse me while I go play with my adorable nephew whose father is 55.
6 moths to a year-ish. They go when they stretch and/or lose color or if something happens and they can't be washed. Damn you, early cycles.
But then again, EVERYTHING in New York has a line around the block to get in which is why I hate New York.
I can't get over how outdated their logo, name, and typeface is.
What sorcery is it that causes her not to age?
One time a friend of my husband - the kind whose glory days were playing football in his small-town high school, crushes beer can with his head, and gets annoyingly and inappropriately drunk on all occasions, which makes him repeat himself and profess deep love for people he barely knows, came to visit. He gave an…
That's kind of weird. I mean, there's a ton of douchey businessmen out there, in clubs and outdoors. But the idea that there is some sort of age cap on when you can go to clubs is a bit ageist, no? Not to mention that most people in their 20's can't even afford bottle service. Maybe you live in a small town? People in…
My husband doesn't do anything around the house. He grew up in a messy/unkept home so he doesn't see the need to fix... anything. I am addicted to Apartment Therapy, so we disagree on what needs to happen and who will do it. He makes a lot more money than me and usually will say " I don;t want to do manual labor. My…
You know we need details now.
Why does she strike me as being so utterly full of herself?
Biden has my heart.
Yes. But on the other side of that token, medical doctors work for hospital conglomerates that charge people $400 for a diabetes test that only costs $10 at CVS and treat you at the ER only to send you home with a $20,000 bill because you thought you had a stroke when it was only a pinched nerve, and are held at…
Or... we could start policing when and why people get surgery, how often, and to what end. Oh, wait, the patriarchy already does that. (also, it's cool to judge people about surgery but tattoos, piercings, extreme diets, and body building are all acceptable when it comes to modifying the way we look?)
Assuming he has no mental illness, why isn't it ok? It's his body, his money.
Where is the Jon Snow coloring book so I can color his beautiful mug all shades of moody?
Here's Lindsay playing herself.
Is anyone else sick and tired of teens being told that everything that ever mattered depends getting into "the" college of their choice? This is the bullshit that made this generation owe billions of dollars in debt- the idea that you must go out of state to the University of South Whereverchita because that is the…