twitter is trash. i would tell racist accounts to get fucked, then all their racist friends would report me. so, i’d get banned, but not the original dicknose calling for race war. they allow 45 to break all their rules, but it’s fine since all they care about is commerce and web hits.

A-fucking-MEN

before we ban assault weapons, can we shoot every conspiracy-theorizing-’crisis actor’ asshole in the goddamned head with one?

this country is straight trash

burn churches in 2018

the episode in (i THINK) the 2nd season (or maybe the 1st) when they try to use ropes to lift a walker out of the water well. a massive shark jump.

after seeing that Archer is leaving, i feel your pain

what a truly awful human.

people who take an interest in the royal family are, objectively, damaged people.

this is either brilliant satire, or you’re the worst human on earth.

nothing she said was factually wrong

very cool of centrist dickbag Chuck Schumer to declare the dems WILL be open to funding a border wall! the american left is a joke.

the blackened ranch is so goddamned good i can’t handle it

the party of “limited government” LOLOLOLOL

imagine how sad and empty your life would have to be for you to take an interest in this inbred dynasty of retards.

if you care one iota about the royal family, you’re a milquetoast idiot who is probably also fascinated by shiny things.

can we crowdfund an assassin?

we’re about to be in the year 2018. can we please get rid of tribal, superstitious nonsense like religion now?

hopefully this groundswell will start the long overdue unraveling of the catholic church. the fact that it still flourishes IN A YEAR THAT STARTS WITH A ‘2' is nothing short of obscene.

remember: a football player kneeling is BAD because you should keep your politics out of your job.