Gross. I have to ride the subway every day with the unwashed masses; I don’t want them encouraged to snuggle up to me at the Open as well.

That’s a pretty cold day to be posing naked in the sand with no sun and a crew of grips and gaffers huddled around you in fleece jackets and beanies!

We’re all just here to have fun and see gaming news and stuff. Can you just summarise all the sexual assaults in one article at the end of each month for us? Kthnxbye

Coco will play defending champion and Naomi Osaka in the third round on Saturday.

We had a whole codebook worked out, in case we had gone somewhere else - Liz Godfather, Liz Seven, Liz Mall...

...and we had to save money for the payphone so we could call someone to pick us up.

Whenever Norm MacDonald comes up I take the chance to post the greatest joke ever...

Star Wars fan and Twitter user C3poC3

I understand GameStop has extended an offer to those employees to come back next week and be rehired as “previously enjoyed” employees at 25% of their value.

Sounds good to me. I hope MosBen is your Venmo name - I just sent him $14 for saving me the trouble of going to the theater and parking.

fun Octavio Dotel fact: he has played for 13 MLB franchises, the most in MLB history

Cool clone commandos and improved single player are another example of how the game is shifting to meet player demands, and might offer

Like I remember watching some porn once and they stuck a candle in the girls’ butt and lit it and I remember thinking, what am I even watching?

(The wife and I never had kids. What have you done for the environment?)

Doggy Paddle.

Ugh. Can we just have Up With People do the halftime show every year?

And yet, in the wave of BL3 previews to hit this morning, this is the only place I’ve seen make mention of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Nerd: You mean “Pokémonholes?”

Have you ever weighed the potential costs and benefits of committing a serious crime, including whether you could support yours while you were inside?