Cant say Narwhal!

Didnt even know Iggy Azazalia made a movie.

I think Donald is just upset that, with John Kelly leaving, nobody is around give him stickers for using the toilet like a big boy.

Yeah, but as soon as you turn around, you know those cow farts are quietly, but vigorously, stabbing you in the back.

Your husband never called me.  : |

Now in those single cells you dont have to hang that toilet paper on the door when you are off lockdown to make sure your celly knows you got some shit to do by yourself.

Yup - season 2 was the best and Season 3 was dog shit

Canada sucks.  Stupid hoser.

China: Goes to moon, deploy tiny robot, take picture from 246,000 miles away

Let this article be about a female and let that female say please stop posting pictures of my privates, but let Laura Wagner think that shit is just soooooo funny...

Dear Deadspin: Please ungrey more accounts. I can barely come here anymore and read the same fucking 5 dudes lame fucking jokes.  This site sucks ass.  Get bent.

You are and continue to be my favorite writer on this entire site, Deadspin, etc. all inclusive.  

uhh

Scared.exe

They are both super hot too.

Strippers.

Yespecially what the fuck. In Charlottesville of all places. How many bitch ass conceal and carry dudes just opted out in that 10 min span?

No its Fyre Reducthes

“...thmoke..”

Minnesota let that dumb fucker justin Timberlake with a fake Prince. That should be a illegal.