This dirt bag is so boring it got filed to Jerry O’Connell

The Red Delicious apple—which went uneaten, as Red Delicious apples are not food

Oh please

I made her the Duchess she is today. Everything that Meghan is, I made her.”

Demi Moore and Ed Helms 

I just don’t get the appeal of GP.

I body clipped my cat once and she still hates me from her grave. 

does this mean she’s an asshole forever?

John Mayer and Andy Cohen make perfect sense. They both seem to be equally shitty people.

Nah they aren’t deluded. These are women that hate women.

Perfect tweet. I felt pride, happiness and sadness reading it. Oh what could have been. sigh.

I don’t know what to say about this.

What is that ring? Is it 2 rings? A ring that doesn’t go over her knuckle? Wouldn’t it fall off? I’m confused.

I had heard about it but had avoided reading about it. Just can’t with people who think that touching someone without their permission is somehow OK or even a joke.

So now sexual advances and assaults are just ‘a joke?’

Amy Schumer wrote “You’re Amal” [Clooney], Lorde said “You’re so hot omg,” and Zoë Saldana and Jack Antonoff liked it.

The only advice I can give is to relax and not worry about something that may or may not become an issue. As you said she is nice enough, and as long as she doesn’t get mean or put someone in a dangerous situation because of her drinking I would ignore it. It may be sad as you said but if she is denying it and hiding…

Having Adam Levine and James Corden arrested in one fell swoop would definitely make my day.

defended his Empire star Terrance Howard, who’s been arrested on multiple occasions for domestic violence, telling the Hollywood Reporter, “[Terrence] ain’t done nothing different than Marlon Brando or Sean Penn, and all of a sudden he’s some f—in’ demon...That’s a sign of the time, of race, of where we are right now…

This is the only reason I took my ex husbands name when we married. I disliked my father and his family so much that changing my last name was purely to disassociate myself from them and less to do with being traditional in anyway. In fact when we divorced I kept my married name, again for the above reason only.