I’m voting for Hillary out of self preservation. I don’t like but, as a racially ambigious brown person, a Trump presidency increases the likelihood I will get a brick to the face by a random racist.

If anything, I think this should scare some sense into “Bernie or Bust”ers. My first thought when I found out about the Brexit this morning was “dear god, there is actually a non-zero chance that Donald Trump is going to be our next president.” (Personally, I’m a Bernie supporter, but I’ll certainly vote for Clinton…

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

when you excited to see Tarzan/afraid of refugees but you keep fighting in the backseat/vote for brexit and your mom turns the car around/currency hits a 30 year low:

Helloooooo all my straight ladies: Jermaine Jackson is single!!!!!!!

it’s a tiny baby. it’s okay to say something nice about him.

Umm, “shackled?” he was not well known when he joined the show. He also earns a good chunk in reruns. He has also participated in a lot of reunion events and only speaks highly of Roseanne. But sometime look at the actors on that show and where they are now. Many have risen very high or done high quality work.…

Twinsies!

Please make this the start of a Brady-meme-o-thon! Look he can count!

I love Birds Rights as well!

BREAKING: Calvin Harris has re-followed Taylor Swift (and her brother) on both Instagram and Twitter.

Errrr...wasn’t it a Jezebel writer (I’m forgetting which one) who wrote an entire post about this topic without any clue that BL was referencing the Sir Mix-a-lot song?

To be honest, I didn’t even pick up on it. I’m filing this one under “ehhhhh.”

“regret viewing” merged together behind my eyeballs, but before my brain, to become “reviewing,” and then I saw the “L” and the “y” of literally and my brain short circuited - OH MY GOD DID LINDY WEST REVIEW WILD WILD WEST AND I MISSED IT?

WHAT, DID HE?!?!

If I might add; hell yeah, I bet he regrets and hates it, he turned down the role of Neo in the Matrix to do it; and I will be forever grateful for his sacrifice!

I have a drawing I did in first grade based on WWW saying when I grow up I want to be Will Smith.

Some theater really needs to do a Waterworld/Wild Wild West double feature. What a night that would be.

I can totally see it. ‘Beige Goldmine’. Céline could be Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Sarah could be Christian Bale, Ewan McGregor could be Ewan McGregor.