I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!

Get some talent, then you can mouth off.

When you're talking about a movie like Beaches, moving from the chair to the couch…that's quite a voyage.

It's Macaroni Midler!

Absolutely not.

It's hard to understand, because I've been doing everything I
normally do. I've been watching my diet very carefully. I
exercise regularly. My only indulgence, I guess, would be that
I eat a lot of frozen yogurt. But it's non-fat.

Oh, would you stop with the Ted Danson?

What, should I quit my job?

Serenity now!!!

I'm late, man! I'm in the race!

I got just the thing to cheer you up. A computer! Huh? We can check porn and stock quotes.

No, no. Not really.

What does she do?

You're not averse to pastry.

Nobody beats me, because I'm the Wiz!

Patty showed me how to get mad. You got a problem with that?

I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything.

Oh, you mean…shrinkage.

Did you know the original title for War and Peace was War: What Is It Good For?

Sweet justice. Newman, you are wise.