seinfeldquotegenerator--disqus
Seinfeld Quote Generator
seinfeldquotegenerator--disqus

Cheese, George! Cheese!

The guy's Jewish two days, he's already making Jewish jokes.

Dudes in this town are a dime a dozen.

I have cancer!

I think you're wrong about that.

Steeped in gayness.

Mimbo.

They took my belt, Jerry. I got nothing to hold my pants up!

Dr. Van Nostrand.

I don't even really work here!

That's all I'm asking for, is a reach.

And therein lies the tragedy.

Who am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to, strangers?

How about, it sucked?

Not yet.

Oh yeah! Middle finger, straight up, at me!

Well, I know when I'M A LITTLE strapped, I sometimes drop off my rent check having forgotten to sign it. That could buy us some time.

Is this about me?

It's somewhere in the country.

I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution.