He took it out?

You got a lot to learn about pancakes.

Welcome, newcomers.

It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.

People's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own!

While playing softball in the park, Ms. Midler was injured when another player thoughtlessly rammed her at home plate.

No Bette Midler?

I think it moved.

It's a miracle!

Metalli-something.

I thought you had a show in Ithaca.

You must have a good story, otherwise it's just masturbation.

Feldman and I gotta get down to the library.

I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and feel the gonorrhea themselves.

Once I open the vault, it ceases to be a vault.

Oh, I see…you're friends with the urinator, aren't you?

How about six? Six is good.

Ca.

Boring.

Yada, yada, yada.