seinfeldquotegenerator--disqus
Seinfeld Quote Generator
seinfeldquotegenerator--disqus

Uma Therman?

Raquel Welch.

Cartoons are like gossamer, and one does not dissect gossamer.

I'm going to call Gino, you're going to see him, and we're going to get that haircut fixed up.

I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.

I'm not an orgy guy.

I wanna bite into a big hunk of cheese, just bite into it, like it's an apple.

Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master: the cocoa bean!

I do kind of wonder what fake breasts feel like.

Is it the nudity?

Metalli-something.

Ca.

You told me that already, like, two months ago.

I love you too, buddy.

Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.

That's who I care about - the little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.

Well, the female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for getting around - like a jeep.

Not enough to make a man of you, daffodil!

It felt like a couple of levels.

I always thought it was a meat packing plant!