Agreed. Sure, it wasn’t a great speech. However, the speech is as similar to Bane’s speech as the Ford F150 is to the Dodge Ram. They’re generically the same thing, but completely different.

Shh! Gawker doesn’t care about facts!

It isn’t plagiarism at all, but is kind of funny.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

I’m sending him every heal I know. Cure serious wounds, guidance, resistance to concrete, circle of protection from gravity, bless, endure impact, remove paralysis, owl’s wisdom, air walk (a little late), freedom of movement and restoration.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Gentlemen, you can’t fight here. This is the war room.

What... what was the point of this article? Your title says it “didn’t” ruin your childhood, and yet you haven’t watched the movie? So how could it have any impact on you whatsoever to write an article when you haven’t even watched it? I’d totally agree with the article title if you had seen the movie and actually…

I hate that feeling so much :/

White privilege

WRONG. It’s actually just one guy named Ralph Blizzard and he appreciates taking priorities from people posting in comments sections so he knows what to work on first.

Based on the intro video, you would think that there would be a mode that has a team of players fight off invading aliens.

Not me. I write in the rain a lot. When I am sad, the rain mixes with my tears and becomes one with the words on the soggy paper.

The first thing you should do upon moving into a new house or apartment is rip the showerhead off the wall and replace it with something decent.

The first thing you should do upon moving into a new house or apartment is rip the showerhead off the wall and…

Just as an aside to all of this, one of the stories linked says the guy walked in through an unlocked back door. Kids, please: lock your doors. I know you feel like nothing can happen to you at that age, but even if you feel like it’s unnecessary, please please pleasepleaseplease lock your doors. In college my brother…

Han was dead way before his son physically killed him. He said “I returned to the only thing I was ever good at.” And that was being a self-centered smuggler that lived from moment to moment. He was no longer a leader, nor was he a hero. He risked his life for Luke in A New Hope, and that made him a hero. He risked…

Bigger question: Was that a Nirnroot growing on the side of the cliff where Rey was climbing the steps? And those long steps were right out of Skyrim’s main quest.

No Ant-Man?

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