Reading detailed descriptions of horror films is literally my jam (I’m too much of a fainting flower to watch them but I love a good mystery) so I’d love to find out how it ends.

I don’t think it’s strange for anyone to want to be seen as a distinct person separate from your family, wealthy or not.

I’m seeing some criticism of the fight part of the message. It’s a list of priorities. Run if you can, hide if you can’t, and fight if you’re found. The truth is that if an active shooter finds you and you don’t fight you’ll die anyway. It doesn’t mean to proactively go out and play Yosemite Sam trying to hunt down…

“Did Amelia Bedelia Die In A House Fire Caused by Her Own Incompetence Borne Of a Commitment to Over-Literal Interpretations?”

I agree with you. A real phone number, real social media accounts, etc help to verify a match on Tinder or the like. I’ve had unattractive people try to catfish me before, and these are basic methods that help prevent you from being a victim. Sorry, but I need more than 4 internet photos and a web screenname before…

And I am Mexican and I want to go to Chipotle too, I am well equipped against food poisoning.

As this comes up every time, let’s settle this once and for all: No one goes to Chipotle in place of getting actual Mexican food.

All men have kill lists. Women need to realize this & stop fussing.

Is it on me? I feel like it’s on me.

I would say I enjoyed around 2/3rds of the audio book but I was really ready for it to end before it did. Once it became clear who the killer was I just wanted to wrap it up to prove I was right.

I would refrain from speaking on the black experience since you’re white. It’s really not for you to comment about whether or not it’s “stereotypical” for black people to act a certain way when we’re not in the presence of whites. Maybe just read and learn from the conversation rather than interjecting your white…

Ew, get the fuck out with this statement.

Somehow I both agree with Demi’s comments about Swift and think she shouldn’t have said them, and definitely shouldn’t have issued a non-apology about them. Not because I thought they were mean, really. She’s basically saying Swift and her friends are really pretty in an unattainable way, which isn’t “nice” but also…

“trembling autumnal leaf Nicole Kidman”

The devil is a troll, rather than a believer.

Totally. “I can has plunder?”

Note to boy celebs:

The saddest thing about Hiddleswift is not that it happened but that it happened and some people, including commenters on this very site, I might add, thought it was a real relationship. I made the mistake once of calling it what it was and all hell came down.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…