4.9L 394hp NA V8 with howling ITBs, 7,000rpm redline, RWD, 6MT, excellent handling, comfort, luxury, subtle timeless styling.

There’s no other answer. Shortest slideshow in Jalopnik history. 

1987 Mercedes-Benz AMG Hammer

Obvious answer is E39 M5 or E55 AMG.

It isn’t cheap. The original quote was around $12,000, but it probably will be a little more. 

How are you doing? It’s amazing. It’s so amazing. We should send you into, I’ve always said get some of these guys. I have a lot of friends in that world. I don’t know. I think, isn’t Roger Penske, like, a great guy? The guy won 20 Indianapolis 500s. This guy (pointing to Childress) wins all the time. I mean, we…

One the one hand, you have a politician with actual policy ideas.

OK, clarification: Donald Trump has no policies or policy ideas. He has vague ideas, mostly bad ones. Like maybe we could expose our guts to the sun to kill covid. He is however surrounded by really dangerous people who have policies, and those people know they can get him to sign off on anything if they just suck up…

I am so over hyper cars. It took some years (decades) to realise, but I fail to get excited about cars that will only be sold to people who will never drive them.

My Valiant had an indestructible straight-6 and could seat four comfortably (six, in a pinch)

Alternate choices. I still have a couple of holes, though:

There are two things going on here:

Except it’s math that people are bad at understanding, and we could present the same information in a much more helpful way. Survey a bunch of regular people, and most would answer the quiz at the top incorrectly, which we know because the study has already been done, and most got it wrong. 

Thank you Hannibal Smith.

Some people are just dumb. Sure, I’m gonna leave you all to burn, but I’m not gonna admit that upfront. That’s called depraved indifference murder, I’m gonna agree then bail when the going gets tough so my lawyer can claim that panic overtook me and I should get no jail time for it.

The issue here is not even political. They welcomed an individual that is under indictment for a litany of crimes, has been found liable for rape and promulgated an insurrection, attempted a coup, attempts to undermine our basic democratic institutions, cronyism, tax evasion, fraud. He defames people, lies repeatedly,…

I already knew Missy Elliott was cool, but she drove one of these? That's awesome.

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They mustve been in the lower to lowest boost setting for that drive. Those road surfaces were about as bad as gets to hold anything close to 4 figure power in a RWD, ~37 yo car