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With only a week left, I wonder if this can still become the Most Pirated Movie of 2014…

Now Marvel needs to get the Fantastic Four rights back just so he can fly to Latveria for his $200.

If they wanted to fast-forward through Carrie's Kübler-Ross stages for her parents and given her relationship with a brand new character some inherent weight, they should have cast Bess Armstrong as her Mom.

My biggest unanswered question remains "When will Fiona Apple release Container as a single?"

I agree that having such drastically diverging recollections of Pacey and the gun borders on ridiculous… *Unless* perhaps it was supposed to be a clue that their stories are intentionally different, and there's another layer we're still not privy to.

Sony should release it to Torrent networks as a Christmas present to Earth.

How's the HFR?

I'm sorry, but Hanukkah Harry, like the Hebrew Hammer or the Mensch on the Bench, will never catch fire the way certain tribesmen might want them to.

I was surprised to find out recently that "Genechtagazoink" is not a real Yiddish word.

They forgot YOGI'S FIRST CHRISTMAS, where Yogi and Boo Boo are persuaded not to hibernate for the first time. It also NEVER. ENDS.
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I dug the original Man at Arms guys more than this "Reforged" gimmick. Replicating original props from cartoons and video games was cool enough, you don't need to make up your own shit.

"Why wouldn’t Fara’s murder be the catalyst for Carrie’s bold move? … The writers will occasionally take too many liberties with Carrie’s impulsiveness, and this is one of those cases. "

Or I held them up as better examples of Misery Porn that technically aren't as good in terms of pedigree, but don't actively depress me.

This show is Misery Porn, and as conceived can never have a Happy Ending. We can never root for these crazy kids to make it work, and thus it's hard to figure out why I'm still watching it besides "There's Nothing Else On."

Here's the part of this I don't see anyone reporting:

MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES is also better than it should be.

Hardest I've laughed this season was Bill Cosby's "Baby, It's Cold Outside."

Martin had a whole quest they cut from the game, and the Ice Castle that Elsa/Lisa generates in the opening credits also existed as an item that was supposed to become available after the episode aired.

Because she doesn't look like Angelina Jolie?