I think the Rand Paul situation was the result of a rural gay love triangle gone wrong. Some people are saying that. Some of our best people, like me.

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

Trump absolutely does not know the word “apoplectic”....

Lil’ Idiot looks just like my Pancakes. I volunteer at a rescue for baby ‘coons and Pancakes was my ‘coon bae for the summer. He was VERY doughy and liked to make castles out of dog food and grapes. He had huge paws and used to incessantly pat my face and coo while I snuggled him. I miss Pancakes (more than Waffles).

Zion, IL. Hell, anywhere in IL. This is BIG news, ya’ll. Like the many politicians in my city, this guy doesn’t look like he’s missed a meal.

I’m just glad he’s no worse for (se)wer. Still, being stuck like that had to be pretty degrating.

Either that or started by methodically flaying the sausage with a knife.

She should have started eating it horizontally, like an ear of corn - like Amy Farrah Fowler, because “That’s how good girls eat a banana”.

Yeah, this also glosses over the fact that she’s not only not saying the primaries are rigged, but that President Obama — after one of the most successful fundraising operations of our lifetime — totally fucked the DNC.

It’s Brazile looking for headlines. Financial mismanagement doesn’t get the clicks and book sales that implying a non-existent rigging of a nomination system Sanders lost back in February of 2016 does.

“Meanwhile, coal miners are rejecting Obama-era retraining initiatives because they’re pretty sure Trump is going to bring back coal.”

“We are fighting hard for Merit Based immigration, no more Democrat Lottery Systems. We must get MUCH tougher (and smarter)”

Wow, that virginity story is...fucking disturbing. “The worst part is I didn’t get laid for another 2 years.” Nah, bro the worst part is that at best you lied to a girl about who you were to get laid or at worst you took part in a gang bang with an overly intoxicated girl. Either one is not a good look.

Yes, I did notice and it pissed me right off! Male entitlement is a helluva drug.

Yes, that line actually induced the most rage in me, as if she had something to apologize for and he was good enough to forgive her.

Lol. Did anyone else catch the self righteous “she later apologized”. As if she was the problem for having told him off for groping her “right buttock”. And the way he presents it as he rather than she being humiliated in front of the crew. It’s ok for him to grope her in front of these people but not ok for her to…

But Olivier allegedly got in that one perfect burn about Hoffman’s OTT method techniques and staying in character. “Have you tried acting, dear boy.”

In one of his books, William Goldman, (the screenwriter on “Marathon Man” ) called Dustin out for his shitty, self indulgent behavior on that movie, and in general. Lawrence Olivier was dying of cancer, and Hoffman insisted on doing take after take of a scene that required Olivier to walk. Olivier was very clearly…

I’ve yet to see anyone crop up as a serial sexual harasser/abuser in Hollywood where I didn’t also think, “well, DUH, have you read this person’s interviews/stories of working with them?” The Val Kilmer one was the antithesis of shocking.

“My actions are not reflective of who I am.” I wonder what is then?