secondhandprose
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secondhandprose

I noticed that, too. Not exactly haute cuisine. Soup course was probably broccoli-cheddar from a can.

Nobody seems to know who this person is. Which probably explains the dress.

A singer-songwriter named Joy Villa. I only know this because I looked it up.

Why

So, the “so mean to Ivanka” tweet that came while Trump was getting a security briefing came from an iphone, which usually means he didn’t send it himself. Did Ivanka tweet it in his name, and Donald retweeted it later from the POTUS account?

Edit for basic reading comprehension fail on my part. Carry on.

This is a good assumption.

Bone spurs?

They had “a false sense of involvement.” Apparently.

Yeah, I went to high school there and was thinking “what??

Jesus, he looks tired.

The thing is, I think Trump really believes what he’s saying. He believes, after everything he’s done and said, after all of the birther nonsense, that because BHO didn’t snub him of tell him to fuck off on twitter, that he actually likes him.

Hot take: Dr Luke should go play in the freeway.

Also: if his powers of perception were telling him that Obama likes him, they clearly don’t work. I’m pretty sure BHO hates his fucking guts.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump is sure that former President Obama “likes him.” ...because he “can feel it.”

“Spicy Facts”

Do......we have the same kid, somehow?

Waiting for Donald’s inevitable, fucking horrible commentary on this. Twitter better hang on.