6-button or gtfo

Those kids look thrilled to be in the presence of “greatness”.

If I was that hungry, I would probably be pretty cranky too.

Both of these two suck and sound like extremely boring people.

My thoughts too, if this an introspective look at a generation (which I don’t believe it to be), holy fucking shit.

Is it hard to breath directly from your mouth?

Having to simultaneously peruse the menu and order seems to be more of the issue to me.  It’s the person who waits to get to the window to shuffle through their purse/get their wallet out of their pocket to pay that irks me.  You just sat in the line for 5 minutes, what were you doing?

Yeah, whenever you have a chance to immediately side with an alleged rapist, you have to do that.

You forgot the part about the self-important parents getting to fap about themselves really being something!

“I read the article”

Ah yes, Philadelphia.

I understand this family is grieving, but come on.

I would assume a whole lot of porn.

Mine is kind of the opposite of those inspiring Michael Jordan or Carmelo Anthony stories, getting cut from the team and using that disappointment as fuel to become elite athletes. No success stories here. For me, basketball was my favorite sport since I was about 5 years old. I was pretty obsessed with it, watching…

I miss Joique!

Jump a passing lane while on Offense, problem solved!

The assault on comedy is absolutely infuriating. The more ‘inappropriate’ the comedy, the better.

Slot machine action has been in games for years.  Sonic the Hedgehog has a fucking slot machine in it.  This is some hot take trash right here.

I never understand everyone’s fascination in these situations to try to break up the fight. They are never remotely good at it, just get in the way and ruin some nice viral content.

The Charlotte Royals.