That’s one of the cardinal sins in America: not being born white.

I want to say it’s painful, but I’m numb to it at this point. At least I didn’t have to pay for my tickets last week.

Oh, hush.

I highly doubt 47% of Jalopnik’s reader base voted for Trump.

They have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

I like that people are pretending that this show made any fucking sense in the first place.

nah

Turning away is what got us into this mess, my bruh.

I fail to understand why all my LGBT and immigrant friends are so worried. This is an extremely gay-friendly and immigrant friendly family. The First Lady-Elect starred in lesbian porn while staying as an undocumented immigrant, for Christ’s sake!

Claiming you will do something and actually doing it are two different things and considering Trump’s tendency towards not exactly being truthful... well, it is quite difficult to know exactly what he will do. Assuming, of course, he actually retains the Presidency and doesn’t end up impeached for doing something…

Just like electing a President, Americans are dumb asses.

I waited 22 years to see the Jays win something. I’m wearing this AL East champs gear every fucking day and there’s nothing you can do about it. What the hell else am I supposed to do, wear Leafs merch?

I like the S3 as a car but it just screams “cheaper car trying to play luxury” to me from a styling standpoint. The hood is too short and tall, leading to a beltline which is too tall. It’s hard to describe, but something is just off from a proportions standpoint.

I think I want to play this? I have always had a soft spot for arcade racers with the most over the top cabinets possible.

Nope. It isn’t.

I’m pretty sure you missed the entire point of the piece, which is that she and her team are having FUN — a great missing ingredient in tons of youth sports endeavors — by not taking themselves or each other too seriously.