I watched this happen live and lost my shit. My three-year-old ran around yelling “LOOK AT THAT FLIP” for the rest of the evening. (Could have been worse, but I’ve mostly managed to check my reflexive urge to scream admiration obscenities at awesome sports plays since my kid’s started repeating everything I say.)

Peeling back skin, she found clockwork.

Take that “yeesh,” turn it sideways, coat it in polio, shove it up your ass, and smuggle it back over the northern border. How’s that for bias?

That is an amazing gift and your roommate is a lucky person. The only way that gift could be better is if you included an actual eye patch, to be worn over one’s non-dominant eye while viewing those fine films.

Yep, that’s Rob Huebel, who is sooo much better than Bob Saget.

“Decides to walk backwards or very, very slowly” — lol, and I feel your pain.

Use a few tablespoons of it to make chasseur sauce, then pour that sauce on some meat, then eat it, then die happy.

Culinarily speaking — and I'm a reformed line cook and sous chef — your definitions are a bit off, here. Different kinds of animal carcasses require different cooking times to extract full flavor from the bones. You can make fish stock in about a half-hour, chicken stock in an hour or so, and beef or veal stock in…

I hated myself a little for starring that, but I did it anyway.

These two things are not the same, but by all means, carry on with your false-equivalence fallacy.

His dick is going to be in pain because, Magic Mike Piazza is extrapolating, Edelman's chosen partner is probably laden with all sorts of unpleasant STIs. Joke: explained.

Well, I, for one, cringe when I see people write "here here." For fuck's sake.

I had this problem yesterday, twice, and had to unplug it both times. Last night after I was done playing, I put the system into rest mode by accidental reflex instead of turning it off, and this morning it woke right up with no issue. My download history doesn't indicate any kind of update overnight, but I wonder if…

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Nope. "Beating" your children and "child abuse" are exactly the same fucking thing. Jesus. Stop beating your fucking children, dimwit. There are better ways. (And yes, for the record, I'm a parent.)

I watched this presser today, and holy shit, this guy cannot speak a coherent sentence. No wonder the Vikes are perennial bottom-dwellers with morons like ol' Rick here running things.

I'd bet Ditka's kissed a sweetie or two with his fist in his day.

Ha! Touché!

If you've been a Pats fan your whole life, you're already a terrible person. Might as well keep watching.