If I found out today that I had a degenerative disease that would condemn my faculties and body to decay in a painful, humiliating, interminable fashion. If I decided to anxiously cast through open tabs on my ipad to put off the decision that lay before me in the form of the revolver sitting on my desk. If I read this…

Fuck that, Look Sharp! and Night and Day are both seminal in the development of New Wave.

He is tied for third (with Boogie) amongst qualified bigs in the last four years in assist %, behind only Noah and Marc Gasol (the Greek Freak doesn’t count, positionally).

You mean a tiny, tiny number of people?

Yeah, but the two-way contracts and massively increased salary floor are also part of this agreement.

I hope someone steals everything you own. They would get your stuff and you would get the validation of your paranoia so necessary for your ego to function.

Why does it bother you so much when someone replies to you?

Shut the fuck up, you daffy twit.

Yeah, so weird to see the incoming President discussed in a story of major foreign policy significance a month from that person’s inauguration, particularly as he is putting together his foreign policy team.

You have nothing to offer here but masturbation. Ship yourself to Aleppo forthwith, fuckwit.

Yeah, marginal improvements on exceedingly mediocre metrics that still showed little improvement on education disparities: WHAT A LEGACY OF ACHIEVEMENT!

You know, you didn’t have to do this. You could have just funneled liquid shit into your dumb fucking gob til your stomach exploded and given your parents something nice for the holiday season.

Yeah, even ignoring his shot, he is a 6'6" PG with decent length, and excellent athleticism, a good handle, and plus-plus-plus court vision. His comparable isn’t Curry, it is Kidd and Reggie Jackson.

Because it isn’t the same institution, you daffy fuck. It is such a tiny little cognitive step that you seem too hobbled to overcome.

And both of the fighters on Saturday are almost immeasurably better fighters than Garcia, so the actual skill of the exchanges was higher and made for, in my mind, a better overall fight.

Or literally any of the NBA teams.

By becoming extra motivated and successfully leading his team for victory? You seem to be awarding Manning the dumbest fucking thanks for trying trophy ever. Results driven league. If you annoy someone into beating your ass, the only thing that has won is your masochism.

Monopsony.