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You’d think that, of all people, Scott Frost would have some perspective on this. Washington isn’t the first Nebraska running back who has shown violence against women. Lawrence Phillips, anyone?

Today was the day I realized Edgar Alan Poe is from Baltimore and that’s why the team has that name and I’m the dumbest motherfucker in the world.

I enjoy thinking that AB is as tech savvy as Jerry Gergich.

Seriously! Anyone who thinks "The Suburbs" is better than "Funeral" or "Neon Bible" probably thinks that JAG was better TV than The Sopranos.

Even on the soles of her shoes!

“Kalen Ballage, who should be working long relief innings for the Rockies with a name like that.”

My 4 year-old just said he agrees with HfM. He wanted me to relay it since he's in the grays. 

Wasn’t that part of what Death to Smoochy was about?

He tried to drink a fifth for your fifth. Gotta appreciate the dedication.

I think it was an homage to American Pie star Eugene Levy.

Wby wait for Trout to come to town when going to Coors Field any time is a lot of fun once you overpay for parking and weave through the transplant Dodger fans to find your seat?

Huh. I guess I’m filing this under “Common Knowledge that isn’t that common” because I thought everyone already knew that.

I'd watch the shit out of it. 

“Mister President, we’ve lost the knitters!”

But, without this show, I will be forced to talk to my fucking wife. 

She’s getting further away ...

“Brick had gotten a new jaw, nose, and cheekbones from a surgeon in California, costing him around $30,000"

Don’t discount young people. My 4 year-old loves watching “Sheldon Bang Bang” reruns on TBS.

As long as I get my nice schmear of Surfer.