Correct, but not fast enough to forestall erosion.

Do you say that because of its size, orcas of it's shape?

That’s a whale of a plane!

Ha, before I saw it was you who wrote this I’m thinking ‘oh my, some nutter this is.’ We’ve had weirder ‘round these parts.

I’m assuming they’re following the comics where at this point it jumps ahead about 2 years. By that time all fuel has gone bad so horses are the only transportation.

Are housing developments at the urban wildland interface built with Wildfire Ready(TM) materials now? Similarly to how GM (Bt) field corn is Roundup ready to grow like weeds while weed-weeds die a painful death? Maybe Georgia Pacific floor joists and roof trusses are self regenerating after fire. Combustion is…

The fuel in vehicle petrol tanks doesn’t last very long before breaking down.

Counterpoint:  They’re all out of F’s to give?

its clearly indicative of an airline that doesn’t give a f.

This joke is never going to take off. 

You obviously aren’t high enough.

“A federal grand jury in Baltimore last week indicted Kevin B. Merrill on charges of conspiracy, wire fraud, identify theft and money laundering. “

Except that horse will now spring back up and devour the abusive jerk.

Indeed. How useful is an unguided weapon at these ranges?

We already have this, we call them missiles.

Would prefer they kill off the damn foot operated parking/emergency brakes instead, my ankle can’t always articulate that way.

Air BNB.

... it’s replicating...