The turtle’s shell is naturally curved. If the flat earth were sitting directly on the shell, only a small fraction of its surface would actually be supported. The elephants help distribute the weight over a much larger area, ensuring that the edges don’t fall off into space.

Also, ‘earthquakes’ happen when one of the…

There’s people that beleive this is real too.

Of course that’s fake, you can’t even see the turtle.

Really? There are actual humans who thought that was real? I lose more and more hope each day.

So what’s it like to hate joy?

Bothan Commander: Alright, we’ve got the plans, but this is a tight spot. That’s okay, we’ve been through worse together. We just need to get through this blast door and we’re home free.

Mothma: You all did such a good job with the first Death Star plans. Now I need you to find the location of the Empires new battle station.

Alright I’ve got it. Jones and the Kyle Katarn look-a-like are Reys parents! It’s so obvious.

I want to make a post about Bothans because I’m amused at how many people are going through the comments about this trailer to make sure everyone knows that the Bothans were the second Death Star.

Damn, I hope that’s NOT the Emperor kneeling before his secret master Snoke. I don’t need that shit.

As I share one with my dad and it is my current “commuter” I completely agree. Slow, definitely. Rough ride, nailed it. But its sooo damn cool! Plus I really like its simplicity.

You sound like Clarkson defending Jaguars, Astons, and, well, these.

I had a Defender when I lived in the UK back in the ‘90s. I bought it new, but it was already squeaking and rattling.

Yeah, I’ve already read this story done right...

Thanks, killjoy.

Can this be the result? Pllllllleassssse?

Records show the Nostromo is nearby, why don’t we have them check it before they return home?

I’m probably going to get one and paint it up in the style of one of Malacador’s Knights-Errant for my 30k Mechanicum force.

Interesting. Now someone needs to put together a Space Marine force with these fellows, and send them looking for the Sensei so they can give new life to the Star Child.