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Christianity is an inherently sexist belief system. You can only be both Christian and feminist if you lie to yourself about what one or both of those words mean.

I don't miss it either! Left years ago.

Oh shit, get ready for a Red Sea level flood of crybaby tears coming at you.

I quit four months ago because I was tired of them creeping me out.

And also it's a horrible time suck. I quit about 8 months ago and never looked back.

Damnit! This was what came to my mind right away lol

This feels appropriate :

Literally my first thought

[slow clap]

A little nostalgia for the old folks and some gratuitous violence for the kids!

In the "kicking them while they're down" AND the "a year late" categories...

Perhaps if his Special bar was at max, he could have received a higher score:

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This list doesn't need any more cowbell, but it needs a lot more Octodad.

This guy might be a great artist, but this fist just doesn't look right.

Hey, are you me? I was coming to post the same exact thing. I was hoping to find a picture of everything in the Styrofoam. My parents were the type to put things in misleading boxes, so it didn't really hit me that I got a Nintendo until I saw everything packed into the Styrofoam cutouts.

My Nintendo was just given to me but getting a Super Nintendo was a total shock. My parents went to Black Friday at Walmart and got the Super Nintendo with a couple of games (Mario World, Mario Paint, maybe another). At the time my major metro area in the upper midwest did not have many Walmarts so my parents traveled

In 1959 my folks got me this, the Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab. It was second hand* from one of their friends, but everything was still there and still worked: Geiger counter, cloud chamber, and samples of real radioactive isotopes; that's right, parents used to give their kids Uranium for christmas. I did every

In 1956 my folks got me this Remco transistor radio kit; I was seven. It was a crystal radio with a one-transistor audio stage; you had to use the headphone. It required an outdoor antenna, which my dad and I strung up in the snow on christmas day. I spent the rest of the day listening to christmas music on the local