I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

I'm pretty sure those two are with a group from Miami. Look at the Marlins fan seated right behind them.

Indians raid your wagon train.

Every time Darren Rovell tweets, a pitbull mauls a baby.

So, I guess that lady's pregnant?

On a 'news' network no less.