“I’m so sick of the handwringing over the dancing. Everyone loves Stephen Curry, who preens after his shots, taunts the other team in pressers, and performs elaborate celebrations with his bench, and that’s super cool.”

Bingo.

Herpes is a little harsh. How “Dave Kingman?”

I hate anybody that names their kid “Chosen.”

As will you.

As a Knicks fan, I’d be happy to see Walton get the job.

Bingo.

If you’re right that Newton was running the numbers in his head, wouldn’t he know that recovering the ball and punting is almost infinitely better than surrendering the ball well inside FG range where the Broncos could easily make it a two possession game and end the whole thing?

Maybe not in a meaningless regular season game, or if the outcome is no longer in doubt.

Destruction via large, black penises?!? Is 12 Inch Black Destruction a porno? I thought it was just the sad, final chapter in the biopic of Kevin Hart’s professional rise and fall.

Oh, my.

You’re looking for moments that “completely altered the game” and instead of talking about a defensive touchdown or missed FG, you zero in on the refs not overruling a no-catch?!?

Wow. Bill Romanowski has always been an idiot and a scumbag, but this still made me gasp a little. “Boy?” Fuck him.

It may be cool to hate on them, but they’re the most popular band in the world who have a reputation for strong live performances. They’re kind of the perfect band for the event.

On one hand, you’re saying you don’t/won’t marginalize Sanders supporters, but in the very next sentence, you attempt to do just that with the inflammatory and untrue assertion that “90% of Bernie supporters are downright nasty and vicious.” The makes me question if you’re really interested in having an honest…

Cool. Did the buildup pay off with a big climax?

Go to bed, Tawmee. You’ve got to be at the construction site early, tomorrow.

I still think Newton is an amazing QB, but do you believe it’s possible to be both critical of Newton and not a racist?

I disagree.

Hadn’t heard that. Amazing, even if Roethlisberger was not at full strength.