So, so much months ago I posted something about how I hoped some asshole got beat up for being an asshole, and some random troll account harassed me about it for like a week.  I just dismissed the cosmic justice league troll last night when he posted a screenshot of my six month old comment.  Dude is seriously creepy…

I dismissed a post in that thread where a brand new troll account screenshotted a six month old comment of mine. Somebody keeps creepy records and grudges against a lot of the posters here and will dig deep for who knows what reasons.

Some of those 3%-ers use the Betsy Ross flag, or a Betsy Ross flag with III inside the stars. They claim that only 3% of people fought in the Revolutionary War, and that they can overthrow the government with a minuscule group, forgetting that 3% of 350 million is still like 12 million people.  

Just a run of the mill lunatic threatening random violence.  Nothing out of the ordinary.  

There was one girl who publicly had an eating disorder in my high school, but she had nothing on the guys I served with in the Marines and the scary shit they’d do to make weight or tape out to meet standards. Like, drink these Epsom salts and wear a trashbag in the sauna for 12 hours before weighing in, with the 3…

Ah, Duk-koo Kim’s manager is still alive, I see.  

Trump probably figures she’ll be standing in the Rose Garden telling us how racist she is by this time next week based on how every other time he’s defended someone turned out. 

“Racism is our thing!  Don’t try to peel off white voters by bragging about how racist you are!”

“It’s 12 years old, which is to old for me to be interested in.”

He’s a tulpa, created from all the fans mad about Greg Popovich dissing Trump.

Mick Mulvaney isn’t already Acting Labor Secretary?

If it’s that troll who posts the same picture as an avatar and a similar name, emails the tips@splinternews.com tip line or one of the writers who has an email in their bio and send them a link to the impersonators account. They are okay about nuking impersonators. 

These are the geniuses who threw tariffs on solar panels, killing a few million solar jobs, to save the 50,000 mole people in the country who still work in the coal industry.  

Is The View off this week?

A lot of people approach this like a team sport where they root for their side regardless of the facts  I see it a lot more on the conservative side, but I’ve got a Bernie bro coworker who’s a lot of talk but not a lot of history or policy.  I’m loyal to no one, so I wouldn’t mind one of “our side” going to jail if he…

He already passed a rigorous mental health test that proved he knows what day it is, how to tell time on an old fashion clock, and successfully named a picture of a cat, a horse, and an ugly dog thing.

Nah, he was forced to close his Trump charity by the NYC attorney general, wasn’t he?

Dual Income, No Kids donors?

Make sure you forge some birth announcements and insert them into an old library microfiche, and for every library that archived that newspaper.

Somebody did that to me, and emailing one of the writers directly with a link to the fake account got it squashed pretty quickly. I don’t think anyone looks at the flagged comment pile.