The Trumper at work thinks it’s too bad people are too blinded by their completely unfounded hatred to realize what a good job Trump is doing. Like, “oh, you just don’t like my football team, you won’t admit To, Brady is the greatest athlete of all time.” I suspect if Trump even knows people don’t like him he chalks…

Like that episode of Friends where Joey lands a Department of Health campaign, but is the face of genital warts or something. 

I’m waiting for the stories of a MAGA-chud census administrator refusing to administer the census when a Hispanic person opens the door.

Everyone is quick to bemoan how shitty Facebook can be, but let’s remember that Facebook has policies about banning people for making multiple posts to manipulate their algorithm, and makes token efforts to ban users who engage in harassment or hate speech. 

Look, if you posted half a dozen shitposts in every single thread, you’d get a couple of them starred, too,  

They’ll hem and haw about how “no significant job losses”means somebody might blame going out of business on liberal regulations and interference with the market, even if it only means a single job is lost. This is the party that decided to kill a couple million solar jobs to protect the coal industry, which employs…

“Fucking SJWs won’t walk on the flag!”

The monster you’re replying to thinks “if we take their children it will incentivize them not to come.” Now they’ve moved on to “we’ll treat you like a dog and force you to drink from the toilet” as their next “incentive.”

How dare you give my anonymous throwaway account a disrespectful reply!

This must be the 35% of hate speech that was left when they removed “65% of the hate speech” from their platform. 

If she sticks to her brand, she’ll collect an advance for writing a book and then never actually produce anything beyond a handful of background conversations with the publisher then tell everyone that her work doesn’t need a comment from her. 

Man, if only...

Dressed up tryin’ to look like Gary Cooper.

Trump spent the week shopping around post-Presidency exiles, didn’t he?

This is a return to form for you, tomato, better than the bullshit you usually troll with. Did you get some better quality opioids before you made today’s burner account?

I hope they start the fireworks during his speech, and he gets all pouty that people aren’t watching him. 

That makes me wonder how much money is tied up in the whole wingnut infrastructure where billionaires can fund dozens of different “think tanks” like Judicial Watch or something, and they can all swindle donations and grants from regular people, all so they can turn around and bundle donations or launder money from max…

“My racism and trolling gets me banned, you’re stifling muh freeze peach!”

He’ll skip it if it’s raining, same as he did at the memorial service in France. 

So, we’re paying for a campaign rally, complete with military flyovers and fireworks?