I would guarantee that at least one White House waiter has been screamed at that the small ice cream scoops are the reason for whatever crisis Fox News most recently broadcast. 

Because the first guy he hired as press secretary was too emotional for the job, and they hired a woman to play him on SNL, so Trump won’t hire another guy. 

veritas is some stupid religious nut who goes to a church that believes Jesus hates brown and/or poor people. Just ignore his literal bad faith trolling.

Kill your self, comrade. 

Yep.  Now fuck off away from here forever. 

Shut the fuck up, tomato. 

What do you want to bet he has a bunch of “Elsa, She-Wolf of the SS” outfits in his closet?

Yeah, living in Arkansas sounds pretty awful. 

For as essential as crafting/cooking was to health, it’s frustrating that shields and bows and weapons suddenly become worthless. If you could salvage or recombine weapons the way you can the couple hundred edible items I’d worry a lot less about breaking stuff. 

I loaded up a new game after a year away from it, and quickly remembered “oh yeah, it’s super slow to play and there’s nothing amazing I’m looking forward to doing again that I can’t wander around and find in my first game.”

“Lazer Sternhell, a real-estate investor and broker in New York...”

Laura Ingraham, shitting in a diaper to own the libs.  What is it with horrible conservatives and a fixation on toilet issues?

The Trump Presidential library will be like a ride at Epcot where you pay for a little tram to wheel you through. 

That’s just SOP over there though, and they used that whining to get Trump installed in office.  I have trouble being pleased about “the usual angry idiots are angry and stupid about a new thing.”

Dammit, if I have to start buying physical copies of pornography again because Trump started a cyberwar...

I think Splinter/Gawker probably has some shithead senior people who think it’s a good joke to promote trolling because they think it drives discussion and they don’t plan on getting better jobs anyway. 

Ooh, sorry, but you’ve read and participated in the comment section. That’s a hard disqualifier for working here.

The Russian troll has posted a half dozen comments already, but all of its comments are super-pleased with the state of moderating here that lets trolls run wild. Everyone who got grayed and stayed gray tends to complain about the absolutely piss-poor job Get Out Media does with promoting users who would be booted…

Trump apparently did the math and made some 6th dimensional calculations to decide to tweet out a threat a week ahead of the stormtrooper raids this time.

Dismiss your kosh troll. He’s apparently fine with concentration camps as long as no one is intentionally killed in them.