Damn rainbows!  Who invented that gay arrangement of colored stripes, anyway?

I mean, I’ve always been fuzzy on where the line between “we should have a fire department so the whole town doesn’t burn down” and “we should inspect food” crosses over into dangerous “the government meddling will kill us all!” territory.  

Isn’t pretty much every undocumented immigrant someone who just overstayed heir entry visa anyway?  Flying to a third country to walk to the target country is the sort of 5th dimensional chess that only makes sense to Trumpanzees. 

“They’re coming here to fulfill some outlandish “dream” of being healthy, productive citizens building better lives for their children! Disgusting!”

I kinda feel like “I don’t want immigrants for neighbors” is worse than “they’re cartoonish savages who will eat our children!”

HD has to know that their clientele are, by and large, well-off posers who can afford a weekend bike that costs as much as a car. They’re looking for new markets, and if that means well-off millennials with dual incomes and no kids, more the better. 

I’d like to believe that RBG was cunning and ruthless enough to befriend Scalia in life, knowing that his unqualified idiot friend Thomas would be adrift without someone to tell him how to think when Scalia’s black heart finally gave out. “Clarence, we’ve always been close to Antonin, I think he’d want you to vote…

I would be okay with keeping coal mines open if it meant stuffing little shits like this down in a coal mine for the rest of their lives. Then we could have a vote on whether they should receive healthcare, and if they vote “no,” well, I guess we let them die of black lung deep underground. Shame. 

Imagine thinking “I should re-hire that guy I fired and publicly scorned” because you know he said also thinking “I’d jump at the chance to work for the guy who fired and scorned me in the most humiliating public fashion.” It’s telling that they keep calling everyone “cucks” when it’s clear they live for humiliating…

I think a trial in the Senate would probably be closer than you think, with Mitch McConnell twisting exactly enough arms to keep Tump in office while sending signals that he COULD remove him if it comes up again. I don’t think it would pass, or Tump is smart enough to see it as anything other than a total exoneration. 

I think of the Duke of Windsor in the Crown, just hanging out in palatial exile, whining about how unfairly his Nazi- ass was treated and how tough he has it now. 

Well Tump’s net worth is based on how he feels about himself, so today he just got one billion dollars richer!  Thanks, Bibi!

Cut to the usual trolls whining about weaponizing investigations against political opponents. It’s funny how “we’re pleased with the amount of children being murdered” became a political position, somebody should have told Al Capone he could use the “I’m a job creator!” defense for everything from tax evasion to…

I can still see them, but I followed the link to your reply in my notifications. I’m unclear what happens when a comment is dismissed or flagged, and if it remains visible to the user. But this is a good (if unseen) example of the control kinja gives to bad users who would be banned from anywhere else. They went to…

Now investigate them for tax evasion and money laundering. 

I’m assuming this somehow directs funds to DeSantis, his family, or a donor he owes a favor to. It’s not enough for Republicans to actively waste money, somebody always has an angle to grift or it doesn’t get made into law.

“You didn’t bring a change of clothes?” “Nah, man, no room in the luggage.I packed my sex torso.”  

When Jacob Wohl goes to jail for trying to frame Bernie for child porn... well, I don’t think about him unless he’s doing something stupid, so I’ll must laugh and go back to ignoring him. 

It’s an example of the people who think “rape, hurr durr” is a pretty good joke thinking “I’ll mock the collapse of our society” because they don’t have actual jokes. There’s a puzzling commitment to what’s not really an actual joke beyond “I do this because it upsets people, and upsetting others is the only human…