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You sure that’s not Joe Buck? Or maybe Cameron, Ferris’s buddy?

GO FUCK YOURSELF, ATLANTA!!! -Mike Bell

Saints fan chiming in... I was one of the few (it seemed) who wasn’t crying a river when we traded JG. (I was much more upset about losing Sproles the year before, and I think that was the main catalyst in our offensive decline.) Graham looked off last year, almost like defenses had started to figure him out. Plus, he

I remember when Reggie Miller drained all those shots against the Knicks in that playoff game in 1995... I was in a bar in Old Greenwich, and some cynical Knicks fan was laughing and said loudly, “I CANNOT WAIT to see the Post cover tomorrow.” This feels like that.

NFL Europe was originally called the World League of American Football. It was rebranded NFL Europe in 1998.

I grew up in the 1980s, which had, like, three good quarterbacks. The rest were DRECK. Passing was an inherently daring move back then because the quarterbacks were all so fucking terrible. Ask any fan of the Browns, or Raiders, or Browns, or Bucs, or Browns, or Bears, or Browns.

“Fuckboy” is almost as good as “fucko.”

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I actually didn’t think she was slurring that badly. On the other hand, those gyrations reminded me of the movie Apollo 13, where the actors had to mime weightlessness by kind of bouncing around in front of the camera...

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE????

Isn’t that actually known as a RoughRider? Or perhaps a Rough Rider?

After reading the fan contributions, I'm wondering if maybe these fans are the St. Louis Cardinals fans of football?

Dude, I just LOLed really, really loud.

[raises hand obnoxiously] I KNOW THE ANSWER! I KNOW THE ANSWER!

I think Donald Trump is busy right now.

tl;dr: Football doesn’t matter that much.

I feel qualified to weigh in here, because I’m a big Milwaukee Brewers fan.