I was all about to complain about so much Celtics coverage, and then I clicked on the clips.

Ohhh... that’s what defense looks like.

— sincerely, a Trail Blazers fan

If this gets more than five stars I’m going to light myself on fire.

Simmer down now, kid.

USA: We’re going to make the NIT of Soccer!

Counterpoint: be good enough to make it into the big boy tournament by qualifying in a garbage confederation.

Does your parent company hate you?

I WILL ALWAYS STAND

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

Kidding aside, Jerry’s strengths and weaknesses are one and the same thing. He became the NFL Shadow Commissioner because he really is what Donald Trump pretends to be: he’s a conniving, ruthless snake with a penchant for young women, but is nevertheless able, through relentlessness, charisma and force of personality,…

Owned.

In a situation where they were severely outnumbered and the fracas had already gone past the point of no return I’m willing to give him a bit of leeway for the preemptive strike. In addition to making anybody else think twice about joining the fray, he took out the big kid in the State Penitentiary shirt who looks…

Huh, who knew that Sepp Blatter cared about anything other than money?

Although to be fair, he might have thought that was where she kept her wallet.

As an IPA fan, I find that offensive & you have obviously not had many IPA’s or just bad ones. You can create more flavors in an IPA than any other style if you know how to use hops & malts correctly. Also, hoppy & bitter are two different things. A very hoppy beer can taste like tropical fruit with little bitterness…

The trade deadline has passed jabrone...

Is it a highlight truther when you point out dude hacked the shit out of giannis?

Although he may best be remembered for his no hitter/perfect game with the Phillies, Halladay will always be a Blue Jay, especially since he was still flying south for the winter.

Sometimes I think people read Deadspin only so they have an excuse to talk about their bathroom habits.

Ideally both should be performed standing

You’re pissing on the fucking seat aren’t you?!

Wow HamNo for someone who pretends to have a basic understanding of nutrition you’re really going to ignorantly shill for the dairy industry?