The answer is, “Alabama”.

He said “early 19th Century” which would be before the Civil War.

I am shocked that he’s resigning.

Religious people are ok with this, but they don’t want same sex couples to get married. This country is beyond stupid.

You, my friend, are stupid, rich, or stupid and rich. Whichever it is, I envy you.

“We’re not going to rush to execute. We’re just taking our time, and I think that’s fine”

That is fucking absolutely savage. I’m actually pretty amazed that they ran this. With that kind of thing, I mean, you must have medical staff waiting in the wings in case there’s a heart attack or something. Someone could die, of disappointment or even humiliation. What are the odds? I mean, imagine going all that…

Cohen v. California, 403 U.S. 15 (1971) - You can’t arrest someone for disorderly conduct for wearing a jacket that says “Fuck the draft”. It’s 100% exactly on point and directly from SCOTUS.

That has the 5.2L Vatican10 right?

What, no Diablo? Missed opportunity.

Popeborghini Holycan? Nope? I’ll see myself out....

Let’s hope that he sprayed it with Holy Water to prevent it from bursting into flames.

If we really wanted executions which weren’t cruel, we know how to do them: hangings or beheadings by guillotine. The issue is that those are far messier. The problem with hangings is that if you are careful to ensure that the drop is far enough to break the neck, there is a chance of decapitation. Really though,…

Unless and until the LA Supreme Court affirms the dismissal of his conviction and the state moves to dismiss the underlying charge, he is technically still facing trial. He has gone from being convicted back to being indicted and arraigned but with no conviction.

Nah, they’ll build it around their land and they will cede their land to Mexico.

I grew up on the border. I remember when the Bush administration put up the fence all those years ago. I would pass by it literally every day until I moved away. I see it every time I go home. I hate that fence. I hate it so much. The idea of a border wall is infuriating to me. It creates in me an anger like little…

I can tell you right now you won’t hear from the Governor’s Office.

“Gah! My phenis got stuck in my zippper!”

When P and H are together they make the same sound as an F. So, understanding that, how the fuck are they pronouncing penis?

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.