I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

What the hell is “Southern Cultural Genocide”?

LW1: Speaking from LOTS of experience here, anyone who treats your medical emergencies as an opportunity to go full throttle “everything must be about me!” is not your friend. Let her go.

One thing it took me a long time to learn in my 20s was that I don’t even actually WANT to be friends with a lot of people I used to know. They’re fine people, but their lifestyles diverged from mine and it turns out that simply living down the hall from someone for a year in college isn’t enough to sustain a…

I sent it to a friend in the FBI. She owed me a favor.

And after thousands of people are dead and the killing tapers off, we’ll all read long-form pieces in The New Yorker about this, Netflix will produce a documentary on it, and a movie about it will win an oscar and everyone will say “Never again...”

She needs to go away.

She doesn’t want help.

She really just wanted to get her name in the headlines with all the big players- Goop, Angelina, etc.

How can someone with one eye a 1/4" higher than the other feel superior to anyone?

I really just want a bunch of people to die at this point, I’ve got nothing constructive to say, I just wish death upon many many people.

Everything he does makes perfect sense when viewed through the lens that he literally thinks he is the only person in the world. Everything revolves around making sure other people know how much power he has, how much money he (allegedly) has, how many ‘hot’ young wives he can have and are appropriately awed by him.

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

Snopes likes to say his white-power gang sign photo is fake, but just look at this shit-eating face.

I’ve cooked up something very special for you tonight ladies.

lol at the school counselor’s comment.

He’s only 31?

How would a clause prohibiting someone from “dating publicly” be legal or enforceable? That seems like the kind of thing that would be laughed out of court if he tried to press the issue should she be in “breech of contract.”

Her only true love is her waist trainer.