Performing is hard! Sheesh, everyone’s a critic.

Blue Ivy is very, very cute and I loved her tiny Prince-like outfit.

where else are you gonna buy your K’s?

Jesus H Christ, I hope she doesn’t (and I voted for her). She has too much baggage. She is not a slam dunk candiate and the Democrats need to learn from their mistakes. Run someone young and without years of intrigue behind him/her. Run someone like Obama that will get people excited to vote.

does melania even know whats happening like 76% of the time? i’ve never seen a woman look this perpetually confused.

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

Wanna start a pool on when he’ll be fired? I’m going to give it 2 more weeks. Holy moly he’s bad at this whole “communication” thing.

He also retweeted an Onion video about himself.

Author’s Note: If you’re wondering whether or not Jezebel will be updating you with every piece of news about I, Tonya between now and its 2018 release, please rest assured that the answer is yes.

She went with him because he needs a carer, in case he’s out the house when his amphetamine-induced dementia sun-downing begins.