@I_Am_Not_Oprah: Yeah, I'm with you. The old "pray on it" crap is another way for fundies to say that God is on their side, and therefore you must be wrong.

@wtfox?!: I get frequent flyer points! I use them to buy lesbian bondage devices and books of spells.

@LutherNipperkin: Don't forget breast cancer. Abortion causes breast cancer.

Abortion is slavery? Well, yes, if you think about it.

I love No. 6.

Lawyer here. Hubby is a chem engineering drop out, who now works in landscaping. Married 20 years.

I thought: caveman chic.

How can anyone not love Tim?

This makes me very sad. Shortly after Jim died, I got a dog from the shelter than I named Scooter, in honor of the character on the Muppet Show.

In my experience, if you tell a guy "no" in a polite way, he thinks you're just being coy and persists.

I have a juris doctor. Can I call myself "Dr. Scootermom, Esq?"

Yes. I can't stand people who whine that their constitutional rights are being violated when its painfully obvious that they have no understanding of basic constitutional principles.

You just described my husband's weekend attire. And made me laugh about it.

Umm. Because they're white. Because they're conservative.

@Kemperboyd: Foiled by a slippery weiner: Good point. By making every venue "family friendly" we're dumbing everything down to the point it it OK for a three year old.

@dogunderwater: State laws vary. In some states its unlawful to be in a bar if you're under 21.

So, according to this dumbass jury, entering a bar = consent to sexual assault and invasion of privacy.

His wife and children must be so proud. What a jerk.

In Idaho, it's rape if:

Does getting dogs count? They're better than children, and don't require carpentry skills.