Now that’s not fair. The article also made me dislike Kate MacKinnon, which was a genuine effect.

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

There, fixed that for you. 

I can see it now. Colts sign Kaepernick and Lloyd. They both kneel for the anthem. Then, their job being done, they retire at halftime.

What’s so reclusive about the Culk? He shares a sleeping bag with Rich Evans in Milwaukee.

Still not as big of a pussy as Jim Spanfeller is, amirite?!?!?

Treason looks a lot more like this!

Yea.....this will be a nice slippery slope into one of those jackasses deciding he/she needs to demonstrate how they are ‘protecting the children’ with a couple dozen bullets, methinks.

[FARTS IN YOUR SOUP]

Oh my god that’s a real tweet from him.

Like Highlander!

You’re just now figuring this out?

Can’t we all just film our song.

Last Christmas, I burned down Kings landing.

Meh, I’ve had the horizontal lines since I was at least 16. shrug. God forbid a woman ages! I do fight against the grey hairs with box dye, though...

You must be fucking up when Logan Paul is the voice of reason...

I assume this happened somewhere in Canada’s vast interior. Anyone from a maritime province should know how to steam clams!

I love JVN and the comment is a little cold but it’s also true. If you have a cat and live in an apartment, you need screens!! I know at least 4-5 people who have lost cats this way and it’s tragic and so easily avoided and needs to be said. I am so paranoid I won’t even leave windows (with screens) open more than a…

The trickiest question is: can Scarlett Johannsson play the lead role in the film adaptation of the cup? One one hand, it’s from Japan. On the other hand it’s McDonalds.  On the third hand, it’s a cup.

Also, um, kinda buried the lede there? “Bridget Carroll’s sudden death in the basement of her parents’ country home.”