My last boyfriend could from any method, but he HAD to be thrusting. Even if I was matching his rhythm and force and doing everything just his way, there was something in the action of those muscles that triggered it.

You just apply it lightly. I'm a professional cleaner, and I mop wood floors all the time, but I twist the mop up really tight and press down several times to wring it. Think damp, not wet.

I'm a professional cleaner - my job consists of driving around to people's houses and cleaning them, sometimes with offices and other places in the mix. Murphy's is my favorite product, and we make sure all clients have it on hand. It's AMAZING for wood, but it also safe and effective on tile, lino, stone and just…

I love the Betty White comment, and mega-props to her for wearing the hell out of that (hopefully fake) fur.

My Dad's parents and oldest siblings are from the UK, and I grew up not knowing (I seriously didn't even notice Nan's accent until I was about 14.) My Dad makes jokes about being a bloody Brit when he's acting stereotypically British, but we've never made any big push to preserve the heritage, and I didn't apply for…

So basically, it's a metaphorical ball sac. That definitely explains Jersey Shore :P

I have some practical things - a Sun Jar and a power adapter for my laptop.

Is defending the authenticity of your heritage and discrediting others' to the point of insanity an Italian thing, or are Jersey Shore and these fools just making it look that way?

That's each week, it's 4L a day, which is still gross, but more in the realm of physically possible consumption.

Ohhhhh man I love Garou. In both languages, and THAT my friends, is a rarity!

I did that with my RAM last night. Fuck men, litteraly and figuratively!

Today, I made a clock out of a square artists' canvas. I pained a loose replica of the cover art from the Gerry Mulligan Re-Birth of the Cool album. I also did a bigger and very rudimentary painting to put above my dining table. I haven't hung it yet, because my dining table is about 5ft away from a light fixture that…

Mix half a teaspoon of baking soda with a glass of water and drink it - it's nasty and you'll have kinda foamy burps, but the change in pH it causes in your urinary tract is very relieving.

Woo! I'm chilling alone in my apartment - I had marinated tofu and just made an amazing vegan chocolate cake :) Traditional holiday meals are so not my thing.

It would be a good RMR Rant

I'm pretty sure that shirt isn't even low, her ample bosoms are just high. I really hope 22 Minutes and RMR cover this!

3Gb, I had 1 for the last 4 years or so. I'm running an Acer Aspire 5100 vintage 2007, and it wasn't even top of the line then :P

Cocoa could be interesting. Or potatoes, if you like P.E.I. :P

He's my canine nephew, love him almost as much as my human niece :) My sister really knows how to pick em!

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