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I keep hoping that my intense dislike of this set up is my irrational hatred of change, but I have yet to have an experience that hasn't been frustrating. I tried reading the Neil Gaiman safe sex comic yesterday and it just turned into a hassle. Fun fact: you don't actually click enlarge to see a full image, you drag

Actually the biggest question is simply "Really? We're going with this?". But it seems that they've given us an answer to that and reasons why, but lets be honest do any of us really care? (and yes I'm using the royal us when I mean me) This new format is perfect for anyone who wanted to give up checking out the site

@Meirelle: I'm all for the "IT'S A TRAP!". Although I do say it with my terrible Admiral Ackbar voice.

Does anyone have a pick for the movie that will be hyped to all holy hell on io9 only to be ripped apart after release?

Sweet Christmas! I'll never look at Mr. Cage the same way again. The information I learned here today throws his relationship with a man going by Iron Fist in a new light.

@James Taylor: My thanks to you for saving me from making the joke. I'd go for the high five if I knew you.

@TacDrol: How about "Expand your mind while you expunge your bowels. " My appologies in advance.

@imaria: Agreed. Although wouldn't CLUcat be orange?

Any chance that there will be equipable shivs to hide in your trunks?

@phonos: I'm with you on this. It seems like there's a need to get more hate in, so that it overshadows the past hype. I loved the movie I saw it in Imax and then took my brother to see it there the following week. He's seven and he loved it, and that's what I care about, finding something my little brother and I

@Smeagol92055: ROACH: Also as part of th X-Men 3 mess was the craptacular Superman Returns. Damn you Marvel, DC, Beyan Singer, and Brett Ratner. Damn you all to hell.

@TheNewSun: I think the issue people have with GB2 is where all the characters were when the movie starts. They're not the heroes we last saw. They've all moved on to (relatively) mundane jobs. Peter and Dana aren't together. Things just seem off. That being said, at age 5 and not having seen the first film, I had no

@RigAudio: If you're going for random may I suggest 124356

@a.seivewright: Ironic that we're seeing Flaming C preparing to fight a giant C.

@FrankenPC: Santa isn't real? Fuck! Twenty five years of lies. My world is in chaos. What else is a lie? The Easter bunny? The tooth fairy? Kwanza bot? Hauneka Harry? I know I misspelled that but what if the correct spelling is another lie? The midget who will sit at the end of my bed with a butchers knife at night if

If only the season six DVDs came with a tube of soothing cream, it might help all the people who still have raging butt hurt over the finale

@Al Swearengen hates cocksuckers v2: He's defineatley trapped in his subconscious but the how is defineatly up for debate. It's just a depressing thought to live a whole life that while having meaning in the moment is in te end meaningless. Although that's the unortunate truth about most lives. Predators was a good