I can get a hard drink in the theater.

Takes from the Publix and gives to the public.

Hi lordboopingtonesq!

Cider is one of like two things in the entire world that gives me heartburn on the regular. I can have one or two, any more than that and it's Pain City, I'm the Mayor.

I have felt a lot of rejection in Nordstrom.

And nail the terrible place with a 1 star review on Yelp.

Yeah, I am not one of these people. You don't want to help me? Won't give me the time of day? I'm gone. And I'll probably tell other people how shitty your service was.

This does not surprise me. So far as I can tell, I narrowly missed being inducted into a cult where all women have three children by age 28 and are professional photographers. Only in Utah are there enough weddings and babies to support 50% of the state population making a living from photographic these critical life…

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha, ridiculously rich people are amazing. Does White Tie also require you to have 13 naked orphans pull your carriage through the streets while you blow cigar smoke into their sooty faces?

I noticed you consider Jamie Foxx "kind of a bad ass". I just think he's "kind of bad" and "an ass".

Yep. As a fellow busty lady, I just want to take her into a room and calmly explain to her the benefits of V-necks and cinched waists.

I'm personally pulling for Kim and Kanye to do matching white leather skirt ensembles with Kim covered head to toe in something with only her eyes showing.

More than any of her peers, it would actually be believable. She hasn't had any DUIs like Bieber, no mysterious trips to rehab out of "exhaustion" like Selena or Demi, no Skid Row scuffles like Zefron, and her schedule is probably packed, but we never seem to hear stories about her showing up hours late to shows and…

No one man should have all that power.

She really needs to let the pencil skirt + crop top look go. It's not flattering on you, girl! Try another silhouette!

Wouldn't it be kind of amazing if Miley was actually this total goody-two-shoes who doesn't drink or smoke weed because she's secretly afraid of getting in trouble.

Yeah, it;s definitely just you.

It's you.