Lol!

Welp, I typed it and meant it. Nice adjacent or nice opposite.

He needs a speech writer if he actually wants to make any points. Otherwise they'll just keep bringing him out every year to laugh at his nonsensical ramblings.

Lol! I, legit, feel that I'm somewhere in the vicinity of niceness.

Everything in my southern Belle soul is upset at Alicia going to a formal event without even mascara and lipstick.
Not wearing makeup on the daily is fine but this is formal. Like, how do you put on a gown and jewelry and nothing on your face? I just can't…

You are like the 3rd person to type that to me. I'm over here thinking I'm being nice. Or nice adjacent.

I think they knew what he would choose to do. He has no idea how incoherent he sounds. He's probably eloquent in his mind.

Kanye didn't win anything yet had a speech. If they're booking him for his rants now, he should know he's the butt of the joke.

She has piano. But, she's never had vocals. Ever. Even when falling came out. Never. She can't sing.

These have been cracking me up since last night.

None whatsoever.

Lol nah.

Or those plastic runners in the hallway with the spikes on the bottom? Let you be walking and not see that the corner was turned up.

You would be amazed at the meals I prepared in the microwave in college. Then, I moved up and got an illegal to have in the dorms George Foreman grill. Couldn't tell me nothing.

My mama used to call me from my friends house across the street to change the channel.

I know all the verses of lift every voice. I worked for years at a black company where it was sang before every big meeting while pictures of the Obamas played on a drop down screen.

Crazy! It is the very reason I don't use public showers. I get my sweaty tail in my car with a towel on my seat and shower at my house.

A playboy model took a picture of a woman in the shower at the gym and posted it on snap chat making fun of her body.

I can't even begin with this. I'll admit, I just shrugged my shoulders when she talked about not having a red carpet dress. But everything that has happened since then to her has been deplorable.
I want the person who did this to go to jail just like I want that woman who posted a picture of a lady in the gym shower…

Human. Warrior chief of a village or something.