Drink every time a white woman cries.

He was in tarzan this year.

When I saw that trailer, I was like, "so we're really doing this?" We're going to waste the talents of Morris chestnut and that beautiful Regina lady on a movie that should go straight to lifetime?

This is one of those movies I need to see at a black theatre. The commentary will be hilarious.

When did Renee Zellweger start looking like Sarah Jessica Parker?

I don't like them either.

He can't sing.

I attract kappas like ants to a sugar cube. I don't know why, though. They can physically see me roll my eyes and take that as an invitation to come tell me how much they could rock my world. Ugh.

And if it's anything mamas are not (black ones anyway), it's booboo the fool!

That was the first meme that brought me to tears from laughing so hard.

Me either. I'm sitting here rethinking all of my career decisions.
I've always had to do my drinking at lunch.

There's a joke here about lack of rythym.

Hardcore beckies…
May I have the definition please? I'd like to add it to Darth Becky and Darth Susan.

I had to Google those bags. Had no idea what y'all were talking about until I saw the images. I refer to these bags as "white women at target bags" and had no idea they were actually designed by someone.

When I was in college this guy was so mad that I didn't want to hang out during finals. But it was finals, though. And I was graduating in like 2 weeks. I was like we can hang out at the library. He acted like I spoke an alien language to him. That was our last conversation. I never saw him again. Your comment…

They ain't even got to have all of that. A guy that lived in the apartment complex I used to work at (he's a kappa) told me that my standards were to high and he could upgrade my life if I would just get with him. He never asked me out or for my number, he demanded and assumed that I would fall at his feet. I was…

I think I'mma need snacks for this. Brb.

I was thinking the same thing. Racism is sin.

Gotcha.

I'm still going to see the movie. I just hate that instead of talking about nat turner the conversation will turn to nate parker, instead. I prefer when I don't know much about actors and actresses, it helps me to imagine the character they're portraying more fully. Whenever, I see Gabrielle union on tv, I think break…