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But why is there a drawing of lips around her lips?

“a mother who’s daughter is ...”

Oh cum all ye faithful.

I’m gonna call it. ... Everyone else is doing it. It’s a teaser for her new lifestyle brand.

Man, the endorphin rush that comes with reading such a righteously furious and intelligent post like this is wonderful.

That chilled me to the bone. It’s like a microscopic glimpse of a universe of petulant, obsessively precise demands. “No, imbecile! I told you a thousand times: cut my steak into diamond-shaped pieces, with each side no more than 2/3rds the distance between the top and the bottom! Do you understand nothing?!?”

Here’s hoping that phone’s battery fries his little nuts to sterility.

I don’t care how much $$$$$ you have. If Scott Disick is your idol, even if you are 10, you seriously need to look back at your life and see where you fucked everything up.

OMG, randilyn, I was dressed and brushed my teeth and started to leave the house and realized I had not one, but two (twooooooo) flat tires and I only had one spare. So, I though that I would change one tire and ride on one flat, and I did that, but I broke off the 4th nail on my left hand during the process and it

Plus, everyone knows that Left Shark was one of Satan’s minions.

This cult of children hoarders is a 7 layer dip of pure ewww

right?

The face she’s making plus the shadows are giving her some serious alien chin.

Why the hell is this cancelled & that boring af New Girl still on? Oh wait. Nope, got the answer.

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

That is some crazy eyes realness going on there...

It's great that this money is going to community wellness projects, but taxing an item that is popular with people on food stamps specifically because it is inexpensive (as per the quoted portion of the article) sort of seems like it fails to address the inherent issues of 1. possibly not knowing enough about

incorrect. you cannot make lasagna without cheese, and those sad, pale things they call 'vegan cheese' are unworthy of mention.

Photographed mid-"gotta get that paper somehow" shrug.