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This thing is...there actually was a war. Know as the Iroquois Wars or Beaver Wars.

Still to this day, whenever I catch myself saying something particularly morose, I’ll follow it up with, “Also, feline leukemia is the #1 killer of domestic cats.”

“Actually, Whatever You Like Is Bad” — Essentially the logical endpoint of these articles

I thought it was a fantastic long con.

I agree. It is funny. It’s funny in the same way that “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” is funny in the knock-knock joke. The lead in grows old, but the joke is funny.

its a little more than that - i feel like she’s also trying to tell us that we have shit taste in candy.

I don’t think I would get along with you..

To each, his own I suppose. I liked the sketch because there is no reason for it; it was stupid and silly and made me laugh with a fully committed Tom Hanks. There were other sketches such as the opening Trump/Clinton and Black Jeopardy which were well written and funny to me, so I feel late on a Saturday night I had…

Well, Debbie Downer, you could have just summarized this entire post in one single sentence — “I got a rock.”

Look, it seems like your real point here is that Tom Hanks is bad, and I have to disagree with you here.

Hello, I am actually a sophomore at McClain high school and a member of the marching band. I would just Like to say that no one but the cheerleaders and the principle has any say over what goes on that banner. The band themselves did not even see it until they brought it onto the field. And as soon as we saw it, I…

Because the (probably white) people in power lack any kind of perspective to understand how nasty that is.

As a resident of NE Ohio I have often thought that we should leave Cincy and the area around it on Kentucky’s doorstep with a “please take care of me” note attached to the bassinet. Along with their diarrhea sludge.

They are racist, not stupid.

I think they did read their history books since it says “part 2"

Any time I see things like this I think to myself, “how did no one think this was wrong?” How many people saw that before it went on the bus, and everyone thought “yeah this is fine.”

There are plenty of reasons to want to try to make it work, to want to give second chances. And I imagine it takes a while for the realization to sink in that someone like Weiner really is just that much of a piece of shit, that all of the positive qualities that you found in him to love don’t outweigh that, and that…

Love fucks with your head.